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This Week In Effin' Birds: September 9, 2022

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This Week In Effin' Birds: September 9, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #78 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

FALSE RING TO IT
Spoiler: In completely fabricated worlds, there is no such thing as historical accuracy. That’s just racism. 
Take a casual sip with side-eye at the next town council meeting. Click the bird to see it in action.
Take a casual sip with side-eye at the next town council meeting. Click the bird to see it in action.
WATCH OUT
For better or worse, the company has always been able to nail the cultural zeitgeist.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a tasteless TikToker. To be fair though, a lot of people would cry if they spent $130 on salad.
The ideal tee to wear while you walk your dog. Click the bird to see it in action.
The ideal tee to wear while you walk your dog. Click the bird to see it in action.
CREDIT CRUNCH
COOL IT
The perfect tank to wear to the next backyard barbeque at your spouse's cousin's lake house. Click the bird to see it in action.
The perfect tank to wear to the next backyard barbeque at your spouse's cousin's lake house. Click the bird to see it in action.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Apparently, we’re more hung up on grass that you might expect.
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