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This Week In Effin' Birds: September 30, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: September 30, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #81 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

BOY OH BOY
Alpha males? More like o-mega idiots.
PLAYING CHICKEN
The perfect hoodie to discourage annoying behaviors. Click the bird to see it in action.
The perfect hoodie to discourage annoying behaviors. Click the bird to see it in action.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to some authors who want to top the bestseller list with a bullet list. Looks like the lads purporting to reinvent media are relying on some tired tactics.
Slap that sticker on your laptop so that you can open it the next time your boss has a suggestion. Click the bird to see it in action.
Slap that sticker on your laptop so that you can open it the next time your boss has a suggestion. Click the bird to see it in action.
DEPLATFORMED
Meet the ratio to end all ratios.
DEEP IMPACT
So it looks like NASA is pretty much Mythbusters at this point. We’ll call this one plausible.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Government response to natural disasters are, naturally, a disaster.
Wear this toque whenever the wind – or pretty much anything – blows. Click the bird to see it in action.
Wear this toque whenever the wind – or pretty much anything – blows. Click the bird to see it in action.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FINAL FEW ORIGINAL EFFIN' BIRDS PLAYING CARDS
We’re down to the last case of the last EVER print run of the original Effin’ Birds playing cards. Don’t miss out on this deck, which makes even the most mundane game night not suck. Use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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