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This Week In Effin' Birds: September 3, 2021

This Week In Effin' Birds: September 3, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #29 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

DON'T HAVE A COW
Overherd at the drive through: Just don’t order the McFlurry!
READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
I too would recommend a good book over doomscrolling. Though maybe a couple written by someone other than dead white people.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a biting bride. Edgy choice to go with orange in the wedding photos!
D'OH!
Can you imagine someone being so childish at a school board meeting?
STOP COPYING ME
Invented by your annoying baby brother.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Our hockey players have skills up to the gills.
IF YOU STICK IT ON YOUR COMPUTER THEY CAN’T SEE IT ON THE ZOOM CALL
But maybe they can feel it. Click here to see the entire sticker collection. Plus, use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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