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This Week In Effin' Birds: September 2, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: September 2, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #77 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

AIRHEADS
If only the dead person in the wheelchair getting a full body search was the worst part of this story.
CHECKS OUT
What? Influencers faking shit for profit? Say it ain’t so.
Something you should absolutely wear to a gender reveal party. Click the bird to see it in action.
Something you should absolutely wear to a gender reveal party. Click the bird to see it in action.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a bestselling bigot. True story: shut up.
Give your angry neighbor something to think about at the next board of education meeting. Click the bird to see it in action.
Give your angry neighbor something to think about at the next board of education meeting. Click the bird to see it in action.
RENT CONTROL
In case you thought the housing market couldn’t get worse.
Forget virtual backdrops. This is the perfect décor choice for your next Zoom. Click the bird to see it in action.
Forget virtual backdrops. This is the perfect décor choice for your next Zoom. Click the bird to see it in action.
TWP FOR THE ROAD
Nothing pairs with concrete better than tomato puree … except maybe alfredo sauce.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
B.C. may rate highest for its scenery but you can see way more famous places if you visit Ontario.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE IDEAL PIN TO WARD OFF UNWANTED CONVERSATIONS AND HUMAN INTERACTIONS IN GENERAL
Effin’ Birds remains ad and bullshit-free because sometimes you buy merch. Consider this limited edition enamel pin featuring a bird that just wants to get back to its book. As always, use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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Michelle Manafy

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