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This Week In Effin' Birds: September 17, 2021

This Week In Effin' Birds: September 17, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #31 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

HE'S GOT BIG BALLS
She’s got big balls. But he’s got the biggest balls of them all.
MAMMOTH MISSTEP
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man does stupid shit.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to this designated dimwit. You’re not supposed to hit the ones you love. Also, maybe call him a Lyft next time.
DIGITAL DÉJÀ VU
Just don’t break my record on Space Invaders.
SELF-ISH AWARENESS
It is possible to be both. Just sayin’. Stop looking at me.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Sorry, but it’s about time we got this sorted.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY 100 BEAUTIFUL AND VULGAR POSTCARDS TO SEND TO YOUR FRIENDS AND/OR ENEMIES
Greetings From Effin’ Birds is out in UK bookstores now, and in North America on October 22nd. Ordering and pre-ordering links can be found right here.
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