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This Week In Effin' Birds: October 8, 2021

This Week In Effin' Birds: October 8, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #34 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

MONKEY BUSINESS
A treatise on the survival of the dimwitist.
LIFE IMITATES ART
This one sounds familiar. Did it star Wile E. Coyote? Or was it Bruce Willis?
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a bratty broadcaster. Poor thing, did karma give you an ouchie?
THE LORD GIVETH, APPARENTLY
Is there a patron saint of repatriations?
WHO GIVES A SHIT
Common interests are key to a lasting relationship.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We’ve got our own issues with Door Dash.
SPEND EVERY DAY OF 2022 WITH EFFIN' BIRDS
You demanded it, and we delivered: a tear-off page-a-day Effin’ Birds calendar. And once torn off, the pages can be tacked to bulletin boards, magneted to fridges, or tucked under the windshield wiper of some asshole who can’t park for shit.
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Michelle Manafy

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