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This Week In Effin' Birds: October 7, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: October 7, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #82 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

SHE'LL BE FINE
Be sure the bird is facing out as you casually insert your AirPods while maintaining eye contact. Click the bird to see it in action.
Be sure the bird is facing out as you casually insert your AirPods while maintaining eye contact. Click the bird to see it in action.
DOWNTIME
Oh great, its a trend. Who else feels better?
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to an a capricious capitalist. Seriously, $44 billion seems like a hefty price to avoid letting us read more stupid texts.
RULES OF THE GAME
Big cheat week in obscure sports featuring a player, an angler, and some fancy footwork.
The perfect laptop sticker to set the tone for the day. Click the bird to see it in action.
The perfect laptop sticker to set the tone for the day. Click the bird to see it in action.
PARODY OF JUSTICE
The mechanations of the legal system can be funny sometimes.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
You know we’ve got a hockey problem when Tim Hortons ain’t playing.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A HAT THAT SAYS IT ALL
Cooler weather is coming. Keep warm and stay stylish while warding off weirdos who want to waste your time by answering their questions up front. “Nope”. Four colours to choose from. Use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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Michelle Manafy

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