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This Week In Effin' Birds: October 28, 2022

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This Week In Effin' Birds: October 28, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #85 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

SETTLE THE SCORE
Nothing says free and fair elections like targeting and manipulation.
PLAY ALONG
It’s all fun and games until science proves its good for you.
Hang this poster on your wall to be ready for whatever life throws at you. Click the bird to see it in action.
Hang this poster on your wall to be ready for whatever life throws at you. Click the bird to see it in action.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a couple of wet noodles. Maybe spend the money on reading comprehension or cooking classes instead of lawyers.
Reveal your arms, and your true feelings, in the airport security line as you head out on that overdue vacation. Click the bird to see it in action.
Reveal your arms, and your true feelings, in the airport security line as you head out on that overdue vacation. Click the bird to see it in action.
CAR TROUBLE
Let’s just hope he remembers to steer into the skid on this one.
The ideal shirt to wear to the DMV. Click the bird to see it in action.
The ideal shirt to wear to the DMV. Click the bird to see it in action.
OVER ENGINEERING
Sometimes you’ve really got to get your head into the problem.
Find the perfect hat for exams or any occasion. Click the bird to see it in action.
Find the perfect hat for exams or any occasion. Click the bird to see it in action.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
You just can’t trust the people in power.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A SHIRT THAT UNDERSTANDS YOUR PRIORITIES
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