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This Week In Effin' Birds: October 15, 2021

This Week In Effin' Birds: October 15, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #35 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

WHAT A HACK
Doddering politician confuses public service with prosecution. Thank you might have been a more appropriate response.
THIS SOUNDS LIT!
If you thought seeing them was cool, just wait until you hear them.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to this pissed off caller. No one calls 911 for number one, buddy.
RICH WITH IRONY
Was that the sound of the penny dropping?
THIS ROCKS SO HARD
Ooooh, right, I get it: because they’re both fossils.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
In the navy, you can hold the rank of chief parody officer.
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