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This Week In Effin' Birds: November 18, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: November 18, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #87 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

MILK IT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH
Really takes the edge off of the impact of Big Agriculture though.
The ideal comfy sweatshirt for those days you need to eat your feelings. Click the bird to see it in action.
The ideal comfy sweatshirt for those days you need to eat your feelings. Click the bird to see it in action.
THIS JOB IS THE BOMB
When the war metaphors come for your job, it might be time to wave the white flag.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a runaway crypto bro. Not only has he failed to grasp basic business principles, he also does not understand how friendship works.
SHOE SALE
But could you walk a mile in them?
DOG EAT DOG BUSINESS
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Watch out tourists, the cops will call your bluff.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY EVERYONE'S FAVORITE DUMBASS
Every family has one. The twerp who can never find their keys and always needs your help to figure out how their phone works. If you can’t figure out who it is, it might be you. Warn your relatives to hide their expensive breakables by wearing this shirt. Don’t forget to use the code Junkmail to save a few bucks.
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