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This Week In Effin' Birds: November 12, 2021

This Week In Effin' Birds: November 12, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #39 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

TWO STAR REVIEW
Great view, but shitty seats.
CHILD LABOR LAWS
Ok, sure. But what’s their tax bracket?
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a limp lothario. Sorry, who’s the cunt? At least she knows how texting works.
FOWL PLAY
Clearly the bird brain is the one crying puppet propaganda.
SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A MUG THAT… UH… WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
Getting old fucking sucks, but at least you can have this mug to remind you that you already forgot something today. Use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks. 
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