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This Week In Effin' Birds: November 11, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: November 11, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #86 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

MORAL MALPRACTICE
What she lacks in medical knowledge and coup-execution skills, she more than makes up for in rabid idiocy.
The perfect selection of items for when you simply did not set the bar low enough. Click the bird to see it in action.
The perfect selection of items for when you simply did not set the bar low enough. Click the bird to see it in action.
BONDAGE AND DISCIPLINE
You’d think Americans wouldn’t be such slaves to tradition.
Light a candle and pray for the bullshit to end. Click the bird to see it in action.
Light a candle and pray for the bullshit to end. Click the bird to see it in action.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a pair of model musicians. Looks like lawsuits are also in vogue.
FUNNY BUSINESS
You’d think he could afford to pay someone to explain the jokes to him.
BLAME IT ON THE BOT
Apparently, fast food chains were competing for the worst-taste award this week. But some of them should not be so quick to celebrate.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We have losing Senators too. The difference is that Ryan Reynolds wants to buy ours.
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