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This Week In Effin' Birds: May 6, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: May 6, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #61 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

DRIVING ME CRAZY
I, for one, do not feel that my car payments are sufficient. Sign me up! And be sure those renewals are automatic so I can be freed from the burden of choice altogether.
POISON PEN
Now this is a reason you should be careful what you read.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a wayward traveler. Even though he was first off, I doubt he made his connecting flight.
COMING UP DRY
Why fix a problem when you can simply slap a pretty picture on a can of bullshit instead?
UP YOUR NOSE
At last: a novel approach to getting people vaccinated.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
BROUGHT TO YOU BY AN UTTERLY ESSENTIAL T-SHIRT
I don’t know what it is with dingleberries who think they know your own shit better than you know it yourself, but when you encounter one you can just point at your shirt.
It’s the fifth birthday of Effin’ Birds next week, and in all that time we haven’t raised store prices once. Unfortunately costs have gone up everywhere, so later in the month you’ll see all the prices at effinbirds.com bump up by a couple of bucks. In the meantime, use the code JUNKMAIL to save on this final week of old pricing.
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