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This Week In Effin' Birds: May 27, 2022

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This Week In Effin' Birds: May 27, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #64 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

THROW THE BOOK AT HER
Frankly, I found the ending too predictable.
EASY DOES IT
The government is terrific at simplifying complex processes – like identity theft and fraud.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a traveler who’s packing. Further proof that money can’t buy brains.
DON'T LOOK UP
Yes, I prefer my Hamburger Helper with a cacophony of delivery drones.
THIS IS THE PART OF THE NEWSLETTER WHERE WE DUNK ON NFTS
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
It is better to be seen and not Heard.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET EFFIN' BIRDS PLAYING CARDS
A guaranteed way to mess up family game night!
A guaranteed way to mess up family game night!
I don’t sell your personal data, because that’s bullshit. Instead, this newsletter is paid for by you sometimes buying a piece of Effin’ Birds merch from the Effin’ Birds store, like maybe the last print run of the Effin’ Birds Poker Deck. 54 of your favourite cartoons in a package designed to mess up family game night. And don’t forget to use the discount code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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