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This Week In Effin' Birds: May 13, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: May 13, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #62 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

NURSING SCHOOL
Apparently, Americans could use a refresher course on basic biology. Unfortunately, what we got is another lesson in how the boobs on social media work.
UWILLING SUBMISSION
Just when you thought web forms couldn’t get any more annoying.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a skittish politician who balks at chalk. Turns out politely requesting that women retain control of their own bodies is not a crime. Yet.
SOUND OF SCIENCE
If you can’t see the point of a picture of something that cannot, in fact, be photographed, maybe you’ll hear it.
THIS IS THE PART OF THE NEWSLETTER WHERE WE DUNK ON NFTS
The artist’s unrelenting offensive against prudery and pursuit of continued cultural relevance notwithstanding, do you think she’s aware of the environmental impact of minting her mother of creation trilogy? Either way it wouldn’t make her the only player with questionable values. That’s right, the apes aren’t just boring and stupid, they’re also dangerous.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Our politicians also make debatable decisions.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A SHIRT THAT WON'T JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT, THANKS
To celebrate the fifth birthday of Effin’ Birds, we’re bringing back some classics with updated artwork and new merchandise options. First up: Feminism is for everyone, dipshit.
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