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This Week In Effin' Birds: March 4, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: March 4, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #53 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

RIP OFF THE BAND AID
It’s all fun and games until you sell out.
INN SIDIOUS
I only gave it three stars because – even for a windowless bunker –it’s a little pricey.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to an offensive driver. I’m confused though: Does she think people should get a shot or not?
THE FORECAST IS BLEAK
Ok sure. But really: Does size matter?
THIS IS THE PART OF THE NEWSLETTER WHERE WE DUNK ON NFTS
In case you had any doubts this money grab is particularly tasteless or that the definition of immutable is highly mutable.
WE WILL ROCK YOU
Listen up: ‘cause this shit is heavy and just getting heavier.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Martha Stewart has been caught insider trading fashion tips with Justin Bieber.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A SWEATER THAT EXPRESSES YOUR INNER MONOLOGUE
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