I guess it’s good to have a backup plan for when the psychic hotline is busy. But let’s be real: This is hardly the worst police tactic in use today.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a big baby bookseller. If you can’t understand literature intended for the toddler set, you are in no way qualified to judge a judge.
Yet another power struggle the people of Detroit did not need.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We’re having an appropriately decorous, low key boom.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GREATEST DOMAIN NAME I HAVE EVER REGISTERED
Visit NFT.bs to see the only official Effin’ Birds NFTs out there. And by NFTs I mean Nice Fucking Tees; I didn’t clarify that on Twitter and thousands of people were angry at me.
As always, use the discount code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks. And reload the page tomorrow to see this bird wearing a different hat (because different hats make the NFTs more valuable).
Effin’ Birds by Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds • news curation and commentary by Michelle Manafy @michellemanafy • clothing, mugs and the Effin’ Birds book at effinbirds.com • Reply to this email to send Michelle news tips
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