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This Week In Effin' Birds: March 25, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: March 25, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #56 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

MEME MAN
We must put this one to rest once and for all. Say it with me: “GIF.”
DEAD WRONG
I guess it’s good to have a backup plan for when the psychic hotline is busy. But let’s be real: This is hardly the worst police tactic in use today.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a big baby bookseller. If you can’t understand literature intended for the toddler set, you are in no way qualified to judge a judge.
NIGHTMARE ON MADISON AVENUE
Introducing capitalism’s dream job. Help wanted indeed.
LIGHT 'EM IF YOU'VE GOT 'EM
Yet another power struggle the people of Detroit did not need.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We’re having an appropriately decorous, low key boom.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GREATEST DOMAIN NAME I HAVE EVER REGISTERED
Visit NFT.bs to see the only official Effin’ Birds NFTs out there. And by NFTs I mean Nice Fucking Tees; I didn’t clarify that on Twitter and thousands of people were angry at me.
As always, use the discount code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks. And reload the page tomorrow to see this bird wearing a different hat (because different hats make the NFTs more valuable).
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Michelle Manafy

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