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This Week In Effin' Birds: March 18, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: March 18, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #55 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

PARTY LINE
QUANTUM OF SOLACE
If a hairy black hole doesn’t explain it, I don’t know what will.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to an authenticating addict. Tip: If it sounds like a good idea on meth, it is definitely not a good idea. 
N'OPE
Nothing says “young hip social networking scene” like a sales pitch sliding into your DMs.
THIS IS THE PART OF THE NEWSLETTER WHERE WE DUNK ON NFTS
Taking over Paris Hilton’s mind and soul should be the metric by which all bullshit is henceforth measured. You know it’s bad when even Ye doesn’t believe it’s real. But in case you had any lingering doubts about the bullshit factor in play here, the bright minds at this fledgling flop spelled it out in the name of their token.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Punnyness notwithstanding, opinions diverge over the significance of this landmark.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE EXPRESSION ON GRANDMA'S FACE WHEN SHE COMPLETES THE PART OF THE PUZZLE THAT SAYS "EAT FARTS"
Disrupt that family gathering with avian vulgarity — available now on the Effin’ Birds store. (For now, puzzles can only be shipped to US mailing addresses, sorry. Blame Big Puzzle for that shit.)
And as always, use the discount code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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