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This Week In Effin' Birds: March 11, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: March 11, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #54 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

SPACE CASE
I, for one, am excited about a future in which the postal service is supplanted by incoming missiles. What could possibly go wrong?
READING THIS DIFFERENTLY
Pretty sure butt jokes might actually inspire a level of interesting in reading that will only be surpassed by book banning.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a dad with an ill-conceived analogy. I’m guessing that his wife wasn’t the only one who didn’t consent to this.
I'LL BE A MONKEY'S UNCLE
I’ve met many of these so-called “people” and we might be undervaluing animals in this case.
NOT THE HILL YOU WANT TO DIE ON
Guys, I need to tell you something: Peggy is not real! Maybe don’t expect cartoon characters to be role models.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We’re seeing Red.
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