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This Week In Effin' Birds: June17, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: June17, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #67 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

BUZZ CUT
Methinks the toolman—and his testicles—will be just fine.
WHO THE HELL RELEASED THE KRAKEN?
Ok, but just to be clear: Is the word “incel” ok, crypto bro?
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to someone who played a mathmatical genius in a movie once. Maybe stick to what you actually know.
HE'S CROSS
Sorry, we’re having trouble hearing you over the sound of your white male privilege.
THIS IS THE PART OF THE NEWSLETTER WHERE WE DUNK ON NFTS
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Commuting is a bump and grind.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A SHIRT THAT'S SAFE FOR WORK AS LONG AS YOU DON'T WORK AT A UNIVERSITY OR CHURCH
“Futuendi Gratia” on the Effin’ Birds coat-of-arms is Latin for “for fuck’s sake”, but we tell outsiders it means “birds forever”.
That's "for fuck's sake" in Latin
That's "for fuck's sake" in Latin
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