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This Week In Effin' Birds: June10, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: June10, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #66 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

TENTH TIME'S A CHARM
It’s not for the revenue. It’s because they want to be really really really really really really really really really really sure.
IDENTITY THEFT
Just when we thought invasions of privacy couldn’t get any creeper.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a false prophet. But let me guess: He’s “pro life.”
THAT'S RICH
Now this is a long-term investment.
THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG
You had me at hoary myths.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
FUCK SLEEVES
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