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This Week In Effin' Birds: June 3, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: June 3, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #65 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY ... AWFUL
It is questionable how any verdict was possible given the complete absence of character to begin with.
BOSS BABY
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a player who serves a hell of a spin. Here’s a thought: program some fierce female competition and audiences might get a chance to see that it is, in fact, compelling.
WE'RE ALL EARS
Let’s face it though, we know what kinds of “cells” will be getting “grown” as soon as this hits the mainstream.
THE WEEK IN CRYPTO CRAP
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Come for the grilled cheese, stay for the fine art, but don’t forget the importance of the butter tart in closing the deal.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A MUG TO KEEP JUST OUT OF FRAME ON THE ZOOM CALL
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