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This Week In Effin' Birds: July 9, 2021

This Week In Effin' Birds: July 9, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #22 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

WHO NEEDS INFRUSTRUCTURE?
It’s like a water park … but with rats! Meanwhile, in Dubai.
CANCELLING THE JEDI ORDER
It’s almost like bureaucratic processes can’t keep pace with technological advancements.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a constitutionally-challenged cretin. We get it: you’re mad because no one read your blog. Maybe that’s because it was as stupid as this legal argument.
THE INTERNET IS UPSET ABOUT VACCINATIONS
Just kidding. People are way more upset about the continuity errors.
OH NO, THERE GOES TOKYO
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Netflix is riding our rail.
BECAUSE SLEEVES ARE FOR SUCKERS
Browse the all new tank top lineup on the Effin’ Birds store and find the perfect way to warn other humans to keep their fuckin’ distance. Plus, all tanks are $4 off for a limited time.
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