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This Week In Effin' Birds: July 8, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: July 8, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #69 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

LEGISLATIVE OVERSIGHT
Anyone else think they were high when they did it?
ROTTEN TO THE CORE
Who keeps putting this guy in charge?
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a disinfo warrior. In the unlikely scenerio wherein aliens harbor the same religious belief as a small fraction of the human race, they’d likely be seeking intelligent lifeforms to merge with AI. So, at least he’s safe.
FLORIDA, MAN
Possibly Ron DeSantis has one as a pet? Because it would explain a lot.
LAST RITES, RIGHT?
When brain dead just isn’t dead enough.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We’re number one! And Aaron seems to be taking it personally.
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I don’t sell your personal data, because that’s bullshit. Instead, this newsletter is paid for by you sometimes buying a piece of Effin’ Birds merch from the Effin’ Birds store, like maybe the last print run of the Effin’ Birds Poker Deck. 54 of your favourite cartoons in a package designed to mess up family game night. And don’t forget to use the discount code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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