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This Week In Effin' Birds: July 22, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: July 22, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #71 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

PRIME DUDS
All the impersonal touches of online shopping, but without the convienece or selection!
DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK
Yes, I will have the bacon, but make mine CRISPR.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a responsible reporter. Seriously, though, the prize should probably go to the company that introduces such must-have features as a chirping sound but won’t give us an edit button.
The perfect baseball t-shirt for baseball—or any given day at the office. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
The perfect baseball t-shirt for baseball—or any given day at the office. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
ANTISOCIAL WORK
Outsourcing social welfare is precisely as socially responsible as you’d expect.
The perfect poster to set expectations for any Zoom meeting. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
The perfect poster to set expectations for any Zoom meeting. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
SICK SYSTEM
The virus continues to evolve. Critical support of workers not so much.
Eye your boss over the brim of a mug that expertly sums things up. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
Eye your boss over the brim of a mug that expertly sums things up. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Our pizza is guaranteed not to inflate upon economic impact.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE END OF A LONG-ASS FUCKING WEEK
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