Effin’ Birds

By Michelle Manafy

This Week In Effin' Birds: July 16, 2021

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This Week In Effin' Birds: July 16, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #23 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

WE WORK. DO YOU?
Pray no one notices how full of shit you are.
DUDE'S GOT BALLS
Strike that, he’s got a constructive solution.
CAPITAL WTF
His outfit. His actions. His mom.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a goes to a prosperous peddler. So was this particular PR stunt supposed to offset the carbon footprint of your other PR stunt?
WHOPPER OF A WANT AD
Workers express their dissatisfaction in a clear sign of the times while a competing chain figures out the recipe for success.
KRAFT DINNER, MEET KRAFT DESSERT
Turns out that this was not just a cheesy idea.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We’re excited about what’s going on at this glory hole.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY AN INSULATED WATER BOTTLE THAT IS TOTALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO HOLD BOOZE
But whatever, fuck the rules. Check out the entire lineup of stainless steel water bottles right here. And use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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