Jan 28, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: January 28, 2022

By Michelle Manafy • Issue #48 • View online

This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

GRAPHIC DETAILS

Right, because most eighth graders have never seen nudity or read swear words, let’s make history as dry and boring as possible and ensure no one learns anything. This guy gets it.

BREAK THE BANK

Crypto scored a hat trick this week, which featured a crappy diem for Facebook and McDonald’s delicious dunk.

DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK

In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a misguided motorist. While she clearly felt it was a picture-perfect moment, maybe question the kinds of life choices that land you in this position.

FIXED IT FOR YOU

Old man speaks the truth.

CENSORSHIT

Spotify honors that age-old capitalist tradition of valuing dollars over sense.

MEANWHILE, IN CANADA

A teen takes to twitter to tackle infrustructure idiocy.

FUCK YEAH, GLADWELL, WE RULE THE SHITSHOW NOW

You know how after 10,000 hours you’re supposed to be the expert in something?

I prefer to say that I am a shitshow connoisseur.

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By Michelle Manafy

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