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This Week In Effin' Birds: January 14, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: January 14, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #46 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

SHOUTOUT TO THE SELLOUTS
It’s called acting. Maybe don’t suspend disbelief when it comes to your financies.
DON'T FUCK WITH CATS
Not only are they working in shifts to achieve their enigmatic objectives, even SpaceX engineers cannot out maneuver them.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a penny-pinching pyro. And the moral of the story is: Always tip your server.
PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
Ah yes. And a complete distain for hygiene is a clear sign of creativity as well.
A HAND JOB WILL HAVE TO DO FOR NOW
Apparently lockdowns were just the tip of the problem. However, a rebound is expected.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We know looney toonies when we see ‘em.
FUCK OFF WITH STYLE
Presenting the perfect shirt (and mug and sticker) for getting the hell out of wherever you are, whether it’s Friday at 5PM or plain old fuck-this-shit-o’clock on a Tuesday. See the whole collection right here. And use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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