In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a penny-pinching pyro. And the moral of the story is: Always tip your server.
PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
Ah yes. And a complete distain for hygiene is a clear sign of creativity as well.
A HAND JOB WILL HAVE TO DO FOR NOW
Apparently lockdowns were just the tip of the problem. However, a rebound is expected.
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Effin’ Birds by Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds • news curation and commentary by Michelle Manafy @michellemanafy • clothing, mugs and the Effin’ Birds book at effinbirds.com • Reply to this email to send Michelle news tips
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