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This Week In Effin' Birds: February 4, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: February 4, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #49 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

BUTTERFLY EFFECT
Come on, tough guys, who you gonna threaten next, the Easter Bunny?
LOOSE CANNON
Yes, indeed: Celibacy is a terrific opportunity to (get in) touch (with) yourself.
A BRIDGE TOO FAR
Why not? We’re dismantling the free market for the guy already.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to someone with a vacant view. Welp, you won the race for the dumbest take once again. Mazel tov.
CRASH COURSE
Let’s focus on the important question: Is it a recall or a software patch?
RECIPE FOR SUCCESS
This recruiting tactic took balls.
THIS IS THE PART OF THE NEWSLETTER WHERE WE DUNK ON NFTS
Lifetime pass? More like hard pass. Color me shocked at the ongoing ignorance and escalating corruption.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Slime mold could teach us a few things. 
NO ONE HAS TIME FOR YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT WITH ALL THIS OTHER BULLSHIT GOING ON
It’s not that I don’t have time for your bullshit, it’s that I just don’t care. And that’s why I’m wearing this shirt.
And this pin.
And I have this sticker on my computer.
And I’m drinking from this mug.
Fuck it, that design is available on literally all the things. Click here to check them all out. And use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks. 
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