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This Week In Effin' Birds: February 18, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: February 18, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #51 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

CHECK MATE
I realize that the company valuation just dropped by $232 billion, but it feels like they aren’t paying enough for branding research.
PRONOUNS MATTER
Though apparently, some clergy struggle with the concept.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a capital offender. Seems like he may have lost the plot as well.
BIG TALK
Ya, everybody is leaving this table hungry.
WORK WEAK
Comparisons to the Black Death notwithstanding, it looks like pandemic employment fallout isn’t all bad.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We’ve got some queer cowboy shit going on.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A TINY BIRD WITH BIG FEELINGS
Some might call this shirt rude, but I would argue that it’s polite to give others a heads-up about your current mental state. Find MOTHERFUCKER DO NOT TRY ME on clothing, stickers, mugs and more on the Effin’ Birds store. And use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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