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This Week In Effin' Birds: August 5, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: August 5, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #73 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

REGULATORY OVERSIGHT
Bigger.
There, saved the taxpayers millions in research expenditures.
The perfect take on unsolicited suggestions. Click the cartoon to see it in action on mugs, apparel and more.
The perfect take on unsolicited suggestions. Click the cartoon to see it in action on mugs, apparel and more.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Consider channeling that rage against something more problematic than breakfast food.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a death denier. And, while his attorney was a close second, the fact that even the very stupid can make fortuitous errors affected this week’s calculations.
The perfect tote to take along on a walk in the dog park. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
The perfect tote to take along on a walk in the dog park. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
POSITIVELY STUPID
Clearly their next uplifting informational campaign should be about consent.
The perfect towel or sweatshirt for a day at the beach. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
The perfect towel or sweatshirt for a day at the beach. Click the cartoon to see it in action.
STRATEGIC MALFUNCTION
Thank you for providing such an explicit illustration of exactly why unions exist.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We need more people to stand on one leg in Mississauga.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A SIGN OF THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE
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