Effin’ Birds

By Michelle Manafy

This Week In Effin' Birds: August 20, 2021

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This Week In Effin' Birds: August 20, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #27 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

SOCIAL NOTWORKING
Seems like they are taking social networking tools exactly as seriously as they should.
KISS OFF
Perhaps they could have offered him some makeup tips instead.
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a goes to this sharp shooter. Try something from Petsmart next time.
NOT A FAN
Seems like financial partners would be more invested in the company continuing to make money than being the morality police.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
It’s like Zoom, only worse. Though you’d think that in metaverse meetings he’d give himself a better haircut.
HOME IS WHERE THE HOBBIT IS
All your friends will be green with envy.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We like our waffles hot.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THAT TIME I TROLLED A LOT OF LOCAL PARENTS
I sponsored a bantam hockey team, and it was worth every penny when I was confronted by an angry parent who demanded to know why the other kids got to play on teams like Framing Depot or Hunter’s Family Restaurant and their precious darling had to play for the Effin’ Birds.
“Nobody else had $500 I guess,” I shrugged.
Anyways, there are a handful of leftover jerseys in adult sizes if you want to own a piece of Effin’ Birds history. And use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few extra bucks.
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