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This Week In Effin' Birds: August 19, 2022

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This Week In Effin' Birds: August 19, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #75 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

SPORTING NEWS
Way to teach your kid how to be a loser, if not a good one.
The perfect tote to carry to next board of education meeting. Click the cartoon to see it in action on apparel, mugs, and more.
The perfect tote to carry to next board of education meeting. Click the cartoon to see it in action on apparel, mugs, and more.
EQUITY COMES FOR A POSTERBOY
In today’s social-media-personas are garbage news.
An ideal sticker to have on your laptop so that you can open it at just the right moment during a pitch meeting. Click the bird to see it in action.
An ideal sticker to have on your laptop so that you can open it at just the right moment during a pitch meeting. Click the bird to see it in action.
IT'S LIKE BLACKROCK, BUT FOR YOUR PHONE
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to a power-mad politician. This might be the greatest example of “lights on but nobody’s home” ever.
READ BETWEEN THE LINES
To be fair, the Bible does contain a fair amount of objectionable content like homophobia, slavery, misogyny… However, this may be the first time banning a book doesn’t make it more popular.
You know you wish you were sipping on a mug or sporting a tee with this slogan while reading that story. Click the bird to see it in action.
You know you wish you were sipping on a mug or sporting a tee with this slogan while reading that story. Click the bird to see it in action.
CORE VALUES
This actually does make Apple look insecure.
The perfect slogan with which to face the day. Click the bird to see it in action on pins, tees, and more.
The perfect slogan with which to face the day. Click the bird to see it in action on pins, tees, and more.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
We give bureaucratic antagonism new meaning.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WORST KIND OF BULLSHIT
Procedurally-generated garbage art pisses me off to no end, so for San Diego Comic Con I made a set of FUCK NFTs pins. There are a small number left over from the show, and so you can now order them online at NFT.bs. Use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks
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