Effin’ Birds

By Michelle Manafy

This Week In Effin' Birds: April 22, 2022

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This Week In Effin' Birds: April 22, 2022
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #59 • View online
This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

BRIGHT IDEA
Remember that one time Kid Rock was by far the smartest guy in the room?
SURE THING
Gee, what were the odds this would happen?
DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK
In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to algorithmic idiocy. What screamed extreme violence, the self-affirming language or the opulent plumage? 
SHOCKING EXPOSE*
*no people were actually shocked.
TEXTBOOK CASE OF IGNORANCE
It is so confusing why there are any words in these books at all.
MEANWHILE, IN CANADA
Don’t try bringing facts to a Rogers Communications outlet.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY A COMPLETE SENTENCE
Point to your shirt, mug, sticker, or print hanging on the wall of this glorious little motherfucker whenever someone asks you to do something you don’t want to do. 
And, as always, use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.
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