Apr 22, 2022

This Week In Effin' Birds: April 22, 2022

By Michelle Manafy • Issue #59 • View online

This week was chock full of shit. How much time have you got?

BRIGHT IDEA

Remember that one time Kid Rock was by far the smartest guy in the room?

SURE THING

Gee, what were the odds this would happen?

DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK

In a week with so many dumbfucks, it was hard to pick just one. But this week’s prize goes to algorithmic idiocy. What screamed extreme violence, the self-affirming language or the opulent plumage?

SHOCKING EXPOSE*

*no people were actually shocked.

TEXTBOOK CASE OF IGNORANCE

It is so confusing why there are any words in these books at all.

MEANWHILE, IN CANADA

Don’t try bringing facts to a Rogers Communications outlet.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY A COMPLETE SENTENCE

Point to your shirt, mug, sticker, or print hanging on the wall of this glorious little motherfucker whenever someone asks you to do something you don’t want to do.

And, as always, use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few bucks.

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By Michelle Manafy

Effin’ Birds by Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds • news curation and commentary by Michelle Manafy @michellemanafy • clothing, mugs and the Effin’ Birds book at effinbirds.com • Reply to this email to send Michelle news tips

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