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Special Dumbass Edition of Effin' Birds: December 31, 2021

Special Dumbass Edition of Effin' Birds: December 31, 2021
By Michelle Manafy • Issue #44 • View online
It’s that special time of year when we take a look back at all the dumbass motherfuckers of 2021 and wallow in the depths of dumfuckery achieved by the bottom of the bottom feeders.
So, without further ado, here’s the countdown of our TOP 5 DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKERS OF 2021.

#5 A BRATTY BROADCASTER
Poor thing, did karma give you an ouchie?
#4 A PUSHY PRUDE
There may be a time when we all come “face to face” with god, but this guy is up close and personal with unemployment now.
#3 A VULTURE CAPITALIST
Of course we do value how she so eloquently encapsulated all that is abhorrent about Silicon Valley’s cynical elite.
#2 A PROSPEROUS PEDDLER
So, was this particular PR stunt supposed to offset the carbon footprint of your other PR stunt?
#1 A MALPRACTICING MD
In a year with so many dumbasses, it is hard to pick just one. But our Dumbass Motherfucker of the Year goes to this quack, who took multitasking to new lows. Next time just pay the fine, Dr. Dumbshit.
A special thank you to @swear_trek for this incredibly apt gif.
A special thank you to @swear_trek for this incredibly apt gif.
WHAT A SHITSHOW THAT WAS
I cancelled most of my 2019-2020 book tour, and just as I was starting to do shows again at the end of 2021, everything got worse. So fuck it, here’s my exclusive tour t-shirt at a dirt cheap price because I’m sick and tired of having these motherfuckers in my garage.
Plus, use the code JUNKMAIL to save a few extra bucks.
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